Tag: humor
member name: Sheryl L.
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October 23, 2008 08:26 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere . . .
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March 25, 2008 03:41 PM EDT --
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date drug on the market . . .
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November 22, 2008 10:19 PM EST --
I just want to thank everyone for the educational emails over the past year...
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper . . .
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January 08, 2008 05:04 PM EST --
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked the flight attendant for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. . . .
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November 23, 2008 08:41 AM EST --
Please Read
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, . . .
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October 28, 2008 11:47 AM EDT --
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES . . .
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December 21, 2007 06:09 PM EST --
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time.. One little boy . . .
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December 21, 2007 06:25 PM EST --
A man owned a small farm in Indiana .
The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
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December 28, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Dear God
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother . . .
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July 25, 2008 12:49 AM EDT --
A point of view ... Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.. . . .
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October 28, 2008 12:24 PM EDT --
A stranger was seated next to a 8-year old girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike . . .
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . .
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October 02, 2007 12:18 AM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing . . .
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November 27, 2007 05:23 PM EST --
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE
You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup . . .
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November 27, 2007 05:58 PM EST --
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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Why . . .
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November 29, 2007 10:45 AM EST --
A CAT'S CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him . . .
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March 25, 2008 10:35 AM EDT --
LIFE AFTER DEATH :
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES
"YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED.
"WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST . . .
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June 13, 2008 08:42 AM EDT --
These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker . . .
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September 08, 2008 08:30 AM EDT --
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something... On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite . . .
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October 04, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
The Israelis and Arabs finally sat down and decided to settle their whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog . . .
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