Tag: joke
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October 26, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
Non-copywrite joke
Who Says There's No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?
These are questions that people actually asked of ParkRangers around the country, proving once again that thereis . . .
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March 25, 2008 03:41 PM EDT --
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date drug on the market . . .
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October 02, 2007 10:49 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
HUSBAND 1.0 There are alot of pressures to upgrade from Boyfriend 6.0
to Husband 1.0. However before doing so make sure you understand the
implications of this change...
. . .
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January 08, 2008 05:04 PM EST --
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked the flight attendant for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. . . .
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October 28, 2008 11:47 AM EDT --
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES . . .
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September 30, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant
"Now serving live lobsters"
On the menu of a restaurant
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant
"Open seven days . . .
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October 02, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot . . .
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October 25, 2007 02:50 PM EDT --
non-copywright
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously
considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently
of no value to us."
. . .
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October 28, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
A message from the rural Midwest :
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East
Coasters and Californians cross states such . . .
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November 20, 2007 03:44 PM EST --
Riddle
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you . . .
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December 21, 2007 06:09 PM EST --
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time.. One little boy . . .
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December 21, 2007 06:25 PM EST --
A man owned a small farm in Indiana .
The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
. . .
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December 28, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Dear God
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother . . .
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September 29, 2007 11:43 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named
Administratium, has no protons or electrons, . . .
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . .
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September 30, 2007 06:58 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
KIDS: AND THE ORIGINS OF LOVE . . .
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October 02, 2007 12:18 AM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing . . .
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October 03, 2007 01:34 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquarters
near Paris found English to be an easy language ... until they tried to
pronounce it. To help . . .
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October 07, 2007 08:25 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke
Resume Bloopers from Robert Half: (These are real examples from real
resumes)
--Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB: . . .
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October 08, 2007 09:22 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke
If Operating Systems Were Airlines
DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane,
push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when . . .
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